
For those of you keeping track, yes, there were only 10 episodes of what was supposed to be the final season of Rescue Me, one of the most overlooked and underrated shows of the last decade. However, creators Peter Tolan and Dennis Leary decided to split season 6 into two seasons, so that the true final season would be airing in 2011 to coincide with the tenth anniversary of September 11th, the catalyst and emotional center of the entire series. So instead of a true finale last night, we got a sort-of half-ending to the half-season, though it really felt more like a season premiere to me than a finale. Allow me to explain…
Last week’s episode, “Goodbye,” should’ve been the finale. We ended on a horrifying cliffhanger, as the giant saw blade crashed down on young Damian’s head, just as he reneged on his decision to leave firefighting for good. Tommy was rededicating himself to his family, despite the hint that there might be some connection deep down still between he and Sheila, Lt. Ken Shea was back on the job despite his second heart attack and the looming danger of a reccurence, and the house was just getting settled back into the status quo. Sounds like a great place to end a season, right?
Instead, I feel that Tolan/Leary and Co. totally jumped the shark and delivered an episode so jarring that it felt forced and out of place, both content-wise and tonally. The episode takes place in some undisclosed time weeks or months after Damian’s accident. In the time since, Mickey has been m.i.a., Tom has been neglecting his family to spend time with Sheila and a now braindead/paralyzed Damian, and everyone except for Tom and Sheila seems to have COMPLETELY moved on from the trauma of Damian’s accident. Can you name one other show where you’ve seen an unspecified leap in time from one episode to another within one season? It’s unheard of, and with good reason. I spent half the episode trying to figure out what time we were in and why the hell they skimmed over those nondescript weeks/months. I understand that Rescue Me has dealt with death and trauma extensively in prior seasons, usually with great skill and honesty, and that perhaps they wanted to get right back to business without more hospital scenes, emotional meltdowns, questioning of God, etc. But my question is simple: Why? Isn’t that what drama is? Isn’t this brutally honest look at human emotion Rescue Me‘s bread and butter? Isn’t the exploration of how we cope with trauma and regret what this show has excelled in more than any other show I’ve ever seen? Why the hell would they want to skip over the meaty dramatic stuff to get right back to the same old, ho hum routine stuff? I wanted to see Lieu deal with the guilt that Damian’s condition is entirely his fault; I wanted to see Janet have to show compassion to Sheila; I wanted to see Tommy spiral out of control. Instead, Lieu was happily getting drunk, Janet couldn’t care less, and Tommy looked the healthiest and most composed he’s ever been.
Which brings me to my next point — I absolutely HATE the nonchalant way with which all the characters regarded Damian, and in a larger sense, the show’s creators. It began by using Damian’s condition as a shocking reveal in the episode’s first scene. We see Sheila and Tommy talking about moving on, assuming that Damian is dead, then BAM, reveal a paralyzed Damian in the corner. To use someone’s paralysis as a shock value move felt cheap and forced to me. Was I shocked? Yes. But I was more shocked that the writers would use the essential destruction of a major character in such a callous way. “… then we pull back and BAM. The kid’s paralyzed! We’ll totally catch them by surprise! Isn’t that an awesome idea?” Again, it just didn’t feel like the Rescue Me I’m used to.
But then we’ve got the guys in the firehouse goofing about him, cracking jokes, taking him to a bar, ditching him for chicks; we’ve got his first cousins Janet, Colleen and Katie not giving a rat’s ass if he’s alive or dead; we’ve got Lieu, who’s fault it is, merrily drinking and refusing to retire; we’ve got Tommy finding out that Janet may be pregnant — um, hello. DAMIAN IS BRAINDEAD! Nobody thinks this is serious? They’re more upset that Pat Mahoney got his plaque on bathroom than they are that Damian is frickin paralyzed. How is that realistic at all? It felt jokey, fake, forced and flat out weird to me. Maybe I’d be able to buy it if I’d gotten at least one scene of the guys acting sad about it first, struggling to deal with the tragedy, helping out Sheila, anything. But to jump right to “okay, we’re over it and cracking jokes now b/c we’ve accepted it and moved on,” without even indicating how much time has passed, felt cheap and totally unearned.
Then we get the random added storyline that Janet might be pregnant again, which felt like another shock value, unearned plot move to me. We’re moving on to something new already? Who cares??? Damian is braindead! Why isn’t this the focal point of the show? And if they don’t want it to be, why have it happen at all? Why pull such a major stunt with a major character and then skip the part where everyone deals with it? It doesn’t make any sense! Why are we already introducing new plot points? Is there such a thing as a double shark jump? No wonder this episode was called “A.D.D.”
The two redeeming parts of the episode for me were Sheila’s opening phone call and Mickey’s speech to Tommy at the firehouse. These were the type of honest emotional moments I’ve come to expect and appreciate from this series. I also loved Tommy getting stuck on the phone with Sheila and having to imitate Damian’s gargles — that was an honest comedic moment, something someone might actually do in that situation, and I thought Leary played the hesitation and moment of “well, I’m too far into this lie now not to imitate him” perfectly. Biggest laugh of the show for sure.
All in all, I think this penultimate season of Rescue Me has been a bit uneven for me. There hasn’t really been a strong emotional throughline for Tommy, and thus we haven’t really had anything to latch onto. What’s his journey been this year? The answer is that he hasn’t had one. It’s been all about minor storylines — Colleen’s bender, Franco getting too close to Janet, Lieu’s health, Pat Mahoney, Damian’s decision — peppered with moments of Tommy (such as my favorite scene of the year, when Tommy silently drinks a bottle of whisky in his car for 3 minutes — f’ing brilliant). Do I still love Rescue Me? Absolutely. Despite the bumps, it’s still one of the best shows on television — its the best balance of drama and comedy in one show that I’ve ever seen by a long shot, it’s got by far the best ensemble cast on television, it’s excellence at exploring honest and brutal human emotion and tragedy is unparalleled, and it’s incredibly innovative and always willing to take risks. I just wish that they’d stuck to their formula a bit more this year — Tommy dealing with his demons and everyone else feeding into that central story, not the other way around.
The self-titled “Beast” Kenny Gilbert got the boot last night from Top Chef. I say good riddance. If you’re going to break one of the cardinal rules of Top Chef, you’re going to go home. Here is a description of the rule Kenny broke, plus a few more to keep you future contestants off the chopping block.



